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Siemens Polarion ALM Alert: Secure Your Code from Remote Exploits Now!
Siemens’ Polarion ALM users, it’s update o’clock! CISA’s hands-off from now on, so patch up or risk the cyber-snoopers poking around where they shouldn’t. Exploitable remotely with a CVSS v4 of 7.1—yikes! Keep your projects on lockdown, folks. #SiemensSecurity #CyberUpdateAlert

Hot Take:
Looks like Siemens is taking a "chill" approach to their ICS security advisories by passing the update baton to ProductCERT. Meanwhile, CISA is like that overprotective parent reminding you for the umpteenth time to wear a helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, and maybe a full suit of armor just to go out and play. Seriously though, if your cybersecurity strategy was a cheese, it's time to switch from Swiss to Cheddar – fewer holes, folks!