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Sleeping with the Enemy: How Your Smart Bed Could Be a Hacker’s Dream Portal
Beware the bed bugs of the digital age: Smart beds could be the gateway for hackers to snuggle into your home network. Sleep tight, don’t let the cyber-criminals bite! Focus keyphrase: “Smart beds security risk”

Hot Take:
So, your bed now knows too much, and it's not just about your snoring habits. As if worrying about monsters under the bed wasn't enough, now we have to worry about hackers in our mattresses. Dillan Mills, our bedtime security guard, took a deep dive into his smart bed's network capabilities and came out with a spine-chilling tale of potential home network invasions. Sweet dreams are made of secure SSH tunnels, who are we to disagree?