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Sneaky Atomic Stealer Malware Gets Stealth Upgrade: MacOS Users Beware!
Dodge the updated Atomic macOS info-stealer like a pro—now with encryption and a fake password prompt! At $3k a month, it’s the priciest malware subscription you never wanted. #CybersecuritySavings

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Oh boy, just in time for the holidays, the Atomic Stealer's got a shiny new upgrade! Apparently, the cyber Grinches decided to slap on some encryption to their malware stocking, making it the gift that keeps on giving (your data away). At $3,000 a month, it’s more expensive than my entire holiday shopping, and I don't even get a thank-you card. Remember folks, when a fake Slack asks for your password, it's not trying to be friendly; it's the digital equivalent of a stranger offering candy from a van.