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Sneaky Cuttlefish Malware Slips Through Routers: Stealing Data Under the Sea of Security
Beware the tentacles of ‘Cuttlefish’ malware—lurking in routers and snatching data like a digital master of disguise. This crafty code bypasses security with a VPN-veiled sleight-of-hand, making your credentials its catch of the day. Don’t get reeled in!

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Looks like Cuttlefish are not just cephalopods with W-shaped pupils anymore; they've evolved into slick cyber-sleuths swimming through your data streams. Who knew these tentacled critters would ditch the ocean for the net and start phishing in our routers? If your password is "password," it might be time to panic, or at least get a little more creative. This malware is like that one roommate who eats all your food and doesn't pay rent, except it's feasting on your credentials and squatting in your network.