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Sneaky SoumniBot Malware Slips Past Android Defenses with Manifest Trickery
Watch out, Android users! ‘SoumniBot’ is the latest malware mastermind playing hide and seek with your phone’s security, outsmarting the APK analyzer with sneaky size shenanigans. Kaspersky’s on the case, but even they’re scratching their heads at its crafty evasion tactics.

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Remember when the worst thing your phone could catch was a bad case of "low battery syndrome"? Well, now there's SoumniBot, the malware that's sneakier than a cat burglar in slippers, tiptoeing past Android's security measures like they're napping on the job. It's using some clever tricks—and a few we can barely pronounce—to make your smartphone spill its digital guts. Kaspersky's on the case, but will Google pick up the pace? Stay tuned, it's going to be a bumpy code!