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Snowpocalypse: Hackers Hit Snowflake Clients with Million-Dollar Ransoms!
Are you snowed under by cyber woes? Snowflake customers are feeling the chill as hackers demand frosty sums up to $5 million, turning data breaches into a lucrative auction block. It’s a cold, hard cash-or-data conundrum! #Cybercriminals #SnowflakeShakedown

Hot Take:
Well, it seems like cybercriminals have been busy bees, buzzing around the honey pots of Snowflake customers. And they're not just after a quick buck; they're throwing a cyber gala, auctioning off stolen company secrets like they're rare antiques. Nothing says 'modern heist' quite like demanding millions in hush-money for data that's probably already been to more black-market bazaars than we've had hot dinners. The audacity is almost admirable—if it weren't so darn illegal.