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Sunk by Cyber Pirates: MarineMax Hit with Ransomware, Customer Data Leaked
Facing a cyber storm, MarineMax reels in from a ransomware hook-up, with hackers netting a sea of customer data. Will their ship sail smoothly or sink under data watchdog’s watchful eye? Stay tuned, landlubbers! #MarineMaxCyberAttack

Hot Take:
Looks like MarineMax sailed into choppy cyber-waters! In an ironic twist of fate, the luxury yacht seller found itself in a sea of trouble, as hackers fished out a boatload of sensitive data. Customers might need a lifejacket for their personal info, as this cyber crew really rocked the boat, leaking everything from financials to passport pics on the dark web. Time to man the lifeboats, because this data breach is making waves!