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Supreme Court Sidesteps Social Media Censorship Fray: States Lack Standing in First Amendment Showdown
In a digital drama twist, the Supreme Court said “no standing, no ruling” on the social media censorship scuffle. Sorry states, your “tall order” lacked the legal legs to stand on! #SupremeCourtSocialMediaSaga

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Who knew "standing" could be such a buzzkill? Just when you thought the courtroom was about to turn into a First Amendment Thunderdome, the Supreme Court basically said, "You can't sit with us!" to Missouri and Louisiana. Sorry, states, looks like you'll need more than a hunch and a grudge to play in the big leagues of legal battles. And for social media, it's back to the daily grind of tag, you're retweeted!