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TeamCity Takedown: Urgent Patch Required for Critical JetBrains CI/CD Exploits!
Feeling hacky? Two TeamCity vulnerabilities might just be your golden ticket! Update now or face the music, as attackers tune into admin privileges and the sound of your security crumbling. 🎶 #TeamCityTroubles

Hot Take:
Who knew that continuous integration could lead to continuous headaches? JetBrains' TeamCity might just be setting a new CI/CD benchmark: Continuous Intrusions/Compromises & Delirium. Brace yourselves, administrators, it's patching time...again!