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Telegram’s Tiny Team Trouble: 30 Engineers, Zero HR, and Cybersecurity Concerns
Buckle up, HR enthusiasts! Telegram’s founder boasts a lean team of 30 engineers, but security gurus are crying foul play. Is Telegram’s “super efficient” crew a cybercriminal’s dream? Stay tuned for more corporate comedy errors! 🤖😅 #TelegramNeedsStaff

Hot Take:
Who needs HR when you've got 30 coding ninjas and a CEO who probably sips Red Bull for breakfast, right? Telegram's lean team is so efficient, they could probably code their way out of a paper bag—unless that bag is woven with the complex threads of legal, HR, and cybersecurity issues. But hey, who's counting? Oh right, the cybercriminals are, and they're loving every understaffed minute of it.