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Telegram’s Tiny Tech Team: A Security Joke or a Hacker’s Dream?
Pavel Durov’s lean team reveal might tickle your fancy, but security buffs aren’t laughing. With just 30 engineers at the helm, Telegram’s “super efficiency” claim could be a cyber-siren song for hackers. Cue the nightmare. Focus keyphrase: Telegram’s founder

Hot Take:
Well, folks, it looks like Telegram's CEO Pavel Durov might've just leaked more than his app ever did. Bragging about a skeleton crew keeping the cyber fort might be great for the bottom line, but it's like announcing to the world that your "impenetrable" castle has a moat the size of a kiddie pool and the drawbridge is held up by chewing gum. Can someone please pass the cybersecurity duct tape?