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Ticketmaster’s Nightmare: Hackers Auction 560M Users’ Data Amidst FBI Drama
Get ready to chuckle at Ticketmaster’s latest oopsie—hacked by ShinyHunters, 560 million users’ data might just become the most expensive concert ticket ever, at a cool $500k. #DataBreachDrama

Hot Take:
When Ticketmaster said "Your seat is waiting," who knew they meant "for hackers at a cybercrime forum"? ShinyHunters, the Robin Hoods of the hacking world (if Robin Hood sold stolen data and wore a black hoodie), have dropped a 1.3TB data bomb, and the aftershocks are rippling through the dark web. With half a mil asking price, they're either hosting the world's most exclusive data auction or setting the stage for the grand opening of BreachForums: The Sequel. Popcorn, anyone?