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Ubuntu’s “Command-Not-Found” Feature: A Trojan Horse for Malware Attacks?
Beware, Ubuntu users! A sneaky “command-not-found” loophole could leave you saying “malware-found” instead. With a 26% chance of impersonation, it’s like Russian roulette for your system. Get the full debug on this pesky bug—snap to it before your PC snaps! 🐞💻 #UbuntuSecurityFlaw

Hot Take:
Ubuntu's "command-not-found" is the digital equivalent of asking a stranger for directions and they suggest a shortcut through a dark, sketchy alley. Sure, you might find a cool new shop, or you might get virtually mugged by malware. It's a cyber Russian roulette, and the hackers are spinning the barrel!