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Uncle Sam’s Cybersecurity Fails: A Comedy of Errors Costing Taxpayers Billions
Uncle Sam’s online security appears as stable as a chocolate teapot. With a staggering 1,283 data breaches, it’s clear that the Government Data Breaches Analysis isn’t just numbers on a page. It’s a story of our national secrets playing hide-and-seek and losing. Oh, and ransomware?…

Hot Take:
Oh, Uncle Sam, what are we going to do with you? Your online security seems to be as reliable as a chocolate teapot. With the number of data breaches you've experienced, it's almost like you're running a "Buy 1, Get 10 Free" special on sensitive information. And ransomware? More like ran-SOMEWHERE-else, am I right? But hey, at least you're consistent... consistently disappointing that is.