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UnitedHealth Group’s Security Blunder: Senator’s Call for Probe into ‘Unqualified’ CISO and Ransomware Debacle
Senator Wyden skewers UnitedHealth for a “cybersecurity blunder,” likening their unqualified CISO hire to a heart surgeon performing brain surgery. Cue the ransomware chaos! #UnitedHealth #CybersecurityFauxPas

Hot Take:
Oh, UHG, you're like that one friend who thinks they can salsa because they've watched "Dancing with the Stars." Hiring a tech guru for a CISO role and skipping on MFA is like wearing a chocolate suit to a dog park – it's just begging for trouble. And now, here's Senator Wyden, doing his best Gordon Ramsay impression, calling out the recipe for disaster in a scathing letter that could be its own HBO special. Let's unpack this cybersecurity kitchen nightmare, shall we?