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Unleashed Cyber Pandemonium: Inside I-Soon’s Rent-a-Hacker Scandal Revealed on GitHub
Ready for a hack ‘n’ roll? I-Soon’s leaked docs on GitHub expose the not-so-secret menu of cyber shenanigans for Beijing’s takeout. From poisoned power banks to messaging app espionage, it’s a rent-a-hacker buffet that even attempts to crack the FBI’s digital vault! #CyberSpySpecials

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Move over, James Bond, the real spies are hacking in their PJs! A Chinese 'Rent-A-Hacker' service named I-Soon got its secret menu leaked on GitHub, and it's like reading a takeout menu for cyber espionage. From nabbing chat histories to infiltrating NATO, it's a one-stop-shop for your government-sponsored privacy invasions. But really, in a world where your fridge can spy on you, are we shocked that hacking is just another government outsourced gig?