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Unlocking AI Brilliance: Google Urges US to Revamp Immigration for Tech Talent Boom
Facing an AI talent drought, Google’s plea to modernize immigration brews, urging the US to spice up that stale Schedule A list. It’s a talent menu stuck in the ’00s, folks, and we’re famished for fresh AI and cybersecurity chefs! 🤖🌐 #TechTalentFamine

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Oh, the irony! The country that practically invented the internet and put a man on the moon is now caught in a bureaucratic black hole, struggling to update a list from the pre-Y2K era. Google, the tech giant famously known for its colorful logo and for making 'google' a verb, is schooling the US government on immigration policy. They're not just asking for tweaks; they're calling for a full-blown Silicon Valley-style disruption to help the US keep its edge in the AI talent race. Because let's face it, without those AI wizards, who's going to automate our jobs and teach robots to misunderstand us in increasingly sophisticated ways?