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Unmasking Noodle RAT: The Stealthy Malware Feast Powering Chinese Cyber Espionage
Ditch the chopsticks; cyber sleuths found Noodle RAT, a new malware feast by Chinese hackers. It’s not your usual Gh0st RAT variant—it’s a whole new recipe for espionage and cybercrime. Bon appétit, digital security world!

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Move over pasta viruses, there's a new noodle in town! Noodle RAT isn't just some reheated leftover malware; it's the all-you-can-spy buffet that's been feeding espionage and cybercrime appetites for years. And like any good dish, it's available in both Windows and Linux flavors. Bon Appétit, hackers!