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Unpatched No More: Cisco Seals Critical Hole in Unity Connection Security
Beware of Cisco’s voicemail solution’s latest hiccup: a critical bug let hackers play puppeteer with your devices. Root privileges? They’re just an unauthentic upload away! Patch up or risk a cyber ventriloquist act on your network. #CiscoUnityFlaw

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't our good old friend "yet another critical security flaw." This time Cisco's Unity Connection is letting uninvited guests gain root access to the party without so much as a password. And sure, Cisco patched it up faster than you can say "Who left the backdoor open?" but let's be real—the real MVP here is the web management interface, which seems to double as a welcome mat for cyber ne'er-do-wells. Remember folks, in the world of cybersecurity, "Upload Arbitrary Files" might as well be the hacker's version of "Open Sesame."