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Velvet Ant’s Sneaky Sting: How Custom F5 BIG-IP Malware Went Undetected for 3 Years
Beware the Velvet Ant sting! These cyber snoopers slinked through F5 BIG-IP cracks, swiping secrets for a 3-year free-for-all. #CyberEspionageComedyShow

Hot Take:
Oh, look! The cyber baddies are channeling their inner fashion designer with a new malware line exclusively for F5 BIG-IP appliances. Velvet Ant, because nothing screams 'stealthy infiltration' like naming your espionage group after a bug that's both fuzzy and painful. They've been runway strutting through networks for three years, and nobody noticed because they were too haute couture for detection. Bravo!