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WebLogic Woes: CISA Flags High-Risk Vulnerability for Immediate Fix
Just in: CISA’s ‘Known Exploited Vulnerabilities Catalog’ has a new bad boy in town—CVE-2017-3506. Brace yourselves, federal agencies, it’s patching time! #CybersecurityHideAndSeek #PatchOrBreach

Hot Take:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the WebLogic waters, a wild 2017 Oracle vulnerability surfaces like a shark with a vendetta. CISA's "Known Exploited Vulnerabilities Catalog" is starting to feel like a cybersecurity Most Wanted list, except instead of perps, it's populated with code gone rogue. Seriously, if vulnerabilities had passports, CVE-2017-3506's would be covered in stamps from all the places it's been exploited.